Hello God, Can you do me a favour please?
As you know I don’t believe in you as I’m not a child BUT if you are up there on a cloud smoking cigarettes as St Peter plays a harp for your entertainment, can you please see your way to smiting any and everyone who uses Chat GPT to pass themselves off as writers? They’re the “Cut and Paste Generation”, so empty and dumbed down by the meaningless of life that they’ve had their humanity drained out of them to rely on machines to do their thinking for them whilst believing they’ll win at a game only the chosen few were born to succeed in.
We’ve allowed the tyrants to take over oh Almighty One. They’ve taken your gift of human life and turned it into a Matrix machine of unthinking autonomous drones who can’t conjure a single thought of their own, reliant on the robots who will rule over them in a dystopian transhumanist future which isn’t coming in some faraway future at all but is here and now, and these entities are cheering on their own human demise.
Please be quick oh Lord. These “people” need smiting before it’s too late.
They’re pissing in the gene pool.
Send word.
Thanks for pretending to read this article. Here are some books you won’t buy either.
Quick! There’s a “professional ghost writer” just waiting to write an article for you!
You haven’t used Chat GPT for at least 5 minutes!
Look! Here’s someone else’s article you can cut and paste and pass off as your own.
Don’t think!
You might come up with a human idea all of your own.
And we wouldn’t want that, would we?
Bye!
The Old Testament God would smite them without mercy, but the New Testament one is far more merciful.